I am writing to you to request that the sport Crazy Moshing is included in the Olympic Games.

Crazy Moshing is a sport where the contestants mosh on the bouncy castle. The last person standing is the winner. There would be an independant adjudicator on the bouncy castle of about 14, who is a boy, very fit and has cool mosh hair. They will try and push the people over which will distract them. It will not work if the independant adjudicator is absent as he is a key part in the game and their name must begin with * and end in *. The winner gets to smash *** girl's face in with a spoon covered in mustard (also known as the mustard spoon) then she will smell and this will make the winner happy because we dont like *** girl. She plays with peoples hair and we dont like that.